guys im honestly kinda confused Wasssssuuuupppppp. Wow. What. A. Day. Huh. Family. Politics. Alcohol. Police. Wait, there wasn’t a police presence in y’all’s holidays? Oh yeah same. Same here. That’s never happened. But I have a problem. A legitimate problem. I don’t know what holiday it is. I know it’s the holiday season, because theContinue reading “Merry ChrimaGiving Year Wait What Holiday Is It Again”
Monthly Archives: November 2019
I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You
please try eating this Hi. Hello. Are you okay? Are you doing well? Are you eating? Because if not you should eat this. Vas ist los? And why do you write so poorly in German, you may ask? Well for starters I don’t actually speak German (duh) and clearly don’t write it. Secondly that saysContinue reading “I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You”
If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies
i will be watching Sup. How you doin. *poorly winks, actually is just blinking* WELL I don’t know about you, but I’m doing well. I just ate cookie dough (which I love) and I will soon be making cookies (double love). “Cookies? Cookies??” you say? Why yes! Not just any ordinary cookies, but whole wheatContinue reading “If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies”
What’s Up Bitches
Hello! Wow, who let you post with such vulgar language in your title? The internet, that’s who! And that sweet internet shall carry me through to my bitter end (bless up). But that’s not what I’m writing about today. Today I’d like to share with you an easy, quickly made recipe that’s full of protein.Continue reading “What’s Up Bitches”
About
Hi! Hello. Hey. What’s upppppp. Welcome to my shit post of a blog. Why am I doing this? That’s a great question. To shame my mom? Only slightly. To make my life less boring? God I hope so. To give my life some meaning? Hmm…think we’re past that. No, I think we’re past all reasonablenessContinue reading “About”
Fuck Me Up Softly (With Food) 