or how to make fries when infrastructure = socialism Oh hello all. I suppose you’re wondering how I got in this situation. Oh wait, you can’t see me? Shivering in my own American house? Unable to get on my American roads in my (mostly) American car filled with (kinda) American gas? Due to all theContinue reading “It’s Time For Freedom (Fries)”
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Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)
but it could be if our husbands come to a mutual agreement for us aka lemon garlic roasted chicken It’s been a while. And I can explain…but I must admit I am a bit ashamed. For you see this October 2021 in the year of our Lorde, I got married. Yes I know. And evenContinue reading “Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)”
If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies
i will be watching Sup. How you doin. *poorly winks, actually is just blinking* WELL I don’t know about you, but I’m doing well. I just ate cookie dough (which I love) and I will soon be making cookies (double love). “Cookies? Cookies??” you say? Why yes! Not just any ordinary cookies, but whole wheatContinue reading “If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies”
Fuck Me Up Softly (With Food) 