or how to make fries when infrastructure = socialism Oh hello all. I suppose you’re wondering how I got in this situation. Oh wait, you can’t see me? Shivering in my own American house? Unable to get on my American roads in my (mostly) American car filled with (kinda) American gas? Due to all theContinue reading “It’s Time For Freedom (Fries)”
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Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)
but it could be if our husbands come to a mutual agreement for us aka lemon garlic roasted chicken It’s been a while. And I can explain…but I must admit I am a bit ashamed. For you see this October 2021 in the year of our Lorde, I got married. Yes I know. And evenContinue reading “Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)”
Brew That Art Cold
don’t pay for overpriced cold brew! diy boo
Squawk Went The Chicken
squawk squawk SQuawk sqUAWk squawk Hi. Hello. Imagine, with me, a simpler time. The sun slowly rises outside your window. Breeze blows in fresh farm air. Ahhhh! You think. I love my life. You streeeeetch out, feeling much more awake. Hopping out of bed, you walk into the kitchen and survey the food situation. Hmmm…IContinue reading “Squawk Went The Chicken”
Time For The CHONK
If you like them big, if you like them chonky, you’ll like these vegetarian blueberry pancakes.
Merry ChrimaGiving Year Wait What Holiday Is It Again
guys im honestly kinda confused Wasssssuuuupppppp. Wow. What. A. Day. Huh. Family. Politics. Alcohol. Police. Wait, there wasn’t a police presence in y’all’s holidays? Oh yeah same. Same here. That’s never happened. But I have a problem. A legitimate problem. I don’t know what holiday it is. I know it’s the holiday season, because theContinue reading “Merry ChrimaGiving Year Wait What Holiday Is It Again”
I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You
please try eating this Hi. Hello. Are you okay? Are you doing well? Are you eating? Because if not you should eat this. Vas ist los? And why do you write so poorly in German, you may ask? Well for starters I don’t actually speak German (duh) and clearly don’t write it. Secondly that saysContinue reading “I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You”
If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies
i will be watching Sup. How you doin. *poorly winks, actually is just blinking* WELL I don’t know about you, but I’m doing well. I just ate cookie dough (which I love) and I will soon be making cookies (double love). “Cookies? Cookies??” you say? Why yes! Not just any ordinary cookies, but whole wheatContinue reading “If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies”
What’s Up Bitches
Hello! Wow, who let you post with such vulgar language in your title? The internet, that’s who! And that sweet internet shall carry me through to my bitter end (bless up). But that’s not what I’m writing about today. Today I’d like to share with you an easy, quickly made recipe that’s full of protein.Continue reading “What’s Up Bitches”
About
Hi! Hello. Hey. What’s upppppp. Welcome to my shit post of a blog. Why am I doing this? That’s a great question. To shame my mom? Only slightly. To make my life less boring? God I hope so. To give my life some meaning? Hmm…think we’re past that. No, I think we’re past all reasonablenessContinue reading “About”
Fuck Me Up Softly (With Food) 