or how to make fries when infrastructure = socialism Oh hello all. I suppose you’re wondering how I got in this situation. Oh wait, you can’t see me? Shivering in my own American house? Unable to get on my American roads in my (mostly) American car filled with (kinda) American gas? Due to all theContinue reading “It’s Time For Freedom (Fries)”
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Merry ChrimaGiving Year Wait What Holiday Is It Again
guys im honestly kinda confused Wasssssuuuupppppp. Wow. What. A. Day. Huh. Family. Politics. Alcohol. Police. Wait, there wasn’t a police presence in y’all’s holidays? Oh yeah same. Same here. That’s never happened. But I have a problem. A legitimate problem. I don’t know what holiday it is. I know it’s the holiday season, because theContinue reading “Merry ChrimaGiving Year Wait What Holiday Is It Again”
I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You
please try eating this Hi. Hello. Are you okay? Are you doing well? Are you eating? Because if not you should eat this. Vas ist los? And why do you write so poorly in German, you may ask? Well for starters I don’t actually speak German (duh) and clearly don’t write it. Secondly that saysContinue reading “I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You”
If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies
i will be watching Sup. How you doin. *poorly winks, actually is just blinking* WELL I don’t know about you, but I’m doing well. I just ate cookie dough (which I love) and I will soon be making cookies (double love). “Cookies? Cookies??” you say? Why yes! Not just any ordinary cookies, but whole wheatContinue reading “If You Want to Prove You’re Not a Racist You’ll Make These Cookies”
Fuck Me Up Softly (With Food) 