or how to make fries when infrastructure = socialism Oh hello all. I suppose you’re wondering how I got in this situation. Oh wait, you can’t see me? Shivering in my own American house? Unable to get on my American roads in my (mostly) American car filled with (kinda) American gas? Due to all theContinue reading “It’s Time For Freedom (Fries)”
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Squawk Went The Chicken
squawk squawk SQuawk sqUAWk squawk Hi. Hello. Imagine, with me, a simpler time. The sun slowly rises outside your window. Breeze blows in fresh farm air. Ahhhh! You think. I love my life. You streeeeetch out, feeling much more awake. Hopping out of bed, you walk into the kitchen and survey the food situation. Hmmm…IContinue reading “Squawk Went The Chicken”
Merry ChrimaGiving Year Wait What Holiday Is It Again
guys im honestly kinda confused Wasssssuuuupppppp. Wow. What. A. Day. Huh. Family. Politics. Alcohol. Police. Wait, there wasn’t a police presence in y’all’s holidays? Oh yeah same. Same here. That’s never happened. But I have a problem. A legitimate problem. I don’t know what holiday it is. I know it’s the holiday season, because theContinue reading “Merry ChrimaGiving Year Wait What Holiday Is It Again”
Fuck Me Up Softly (With Food) 