or how to make fries when infrastructure = socialism Oh hello all. I suppose you’re wondering how I got in this situation. Oh wait, you can’t see me? Shivering in my own American house? Unable to get on my American roads in my (mostly) American car filled with (kinda) American gas? Due to all theContinue reading “It’s Time For Freedom (Fries)”
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Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)
but it could be if our husbands come to a mutual agreement for us aka lemon garlic roasted chicken It’s been a while. And I can explain…but I must admit I am a bit ashamed. For you see this October 2021 in the year of our Lorde, I got married. Yes I know. And evenContinue reading “Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)”
Squawk Went The Chicken
squawk squawk SQuawk sqUAWk squawk Hi. Hello. Imagine, with me, a simpler time. The sun slowly rises outside your window. Breeze blows in fresh farm air. Ahhhh! You think. I love my life. You streeeeetch out, feeling much more awake. Hopping out of bed, you walk into the kitchen and survey the food situation. Hmmm…IContinue reading “Squawk Went The Chicken”
Fuck Me Up Softly (With Food) 