chicken – Fuck Me Up Softly (With Food)

Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)

but it could be if our husbands come to a mutual agreement for us aka lemon garlic roasted chicken It’s been a while. And I can explain…but I must admit I am a bit ashamed. For you see this October 2021 in the year of our Lorde, I got married. Yes I know. And evenContinue reading “Shameful Secret…(Not In a Food Porn Way)”

Squawk Went The Chicken

squawk squawk SQuawk sqUAWk squawk Hi. Hello. Imagine, with me, a simpler time. The sun slowly rises outside your window. Breeze blows in fresh farm air. Ahhhh! You think. I love my life. You streeeeetch out, feeling much more awake. Hopping out of bed, you walk into the kitchen and survey the food situation. Hmmm…IContinue reading “Squawk Went The Chicken”

I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You

please try eating this Hi. Hello. Are you okay? Are you doing well? Are you eating? Because if not you should eat this. Vas ist los? And why do you write so poorly in German, you may ask? Well for starters I don’t actually speak German (duh) and clearly don’t write it. Secondly that saysContinue reading “I Kinda Fucked This Up But Don’t Let That Stop You”